Keystone Cops Episode 3

I couldn't resist - I had to watch a bit of the cricket yesterday, mainly because watching Serena Williams play tennis was putting me off my lunch.

Today is pick on Hamish Marshall day. We pick an extra batsmen (Hamish) to help with the runs at the top of the order problem. Result? Three ball zero. But never fear, he's there also because of his outstanding fielding. Result? A fumbling bumbling run-out attempt duo with Vettori that Laurel and Hardy would be proud of.

The good news is he may be playing his way out of NZ's World Cup squad. But I wouldn't hold my breath. Like a moth attracted to light, I'll be back for more punishment when we take on England tomorrow. Hopefully Hamish won't.