Conspiracy theories

This week in NZ cricket we have had:

1. A newspaper report suggesting there is trouble at the mill - senior players unhappy at something;
2. NZ coach John "I'm looking for a job after the World Cup" Bracewell behaving badly at a press conference;
3. CEO of NZ cricket Martin "I've already got a job after the World Cup" Snedden cancelling a trip to an ICC meeting in Dubai and going to Adelaide instead; and now
4. Nathan Astle announcing a press conference where the rumours are flying he's about to announce his retirement.

Would some journo please get off his arse and find out what is really going on? Cheers.