Cloning Jake
O doubters - ye of little faith! When Aunt Sally and her crystal balls say the stars are aligned and the NZ cricket team will win, it's lump on time. If you don't, it might be another month or two before you get the next opportunity ...
Although it might be sooner if all the crocs get back in the side and instantly produce form, like brother Jacob did last night. Which got me wondering - whatever happened to those scientists and Dolly the sheep and all their cloning experiments? Just imagine, a team of 11 Jake's - who can bat AND bowl, and with the wingspan of an albatross would cover half the park when fielding as well. They'd have to develop mirror-cloning so we could have a few right-handers in the line-up, but otherwise I reckon we would be sweet.
Anyway, enough dreaming. If NZ can avoid a towelling from Oz in the weekend I think we might be in with a shout next week as well.
Although it might be sooner if all the crocs get back in the side and instantly produce form, like brother Jacob did last night. Which got me wondering - whatever happened to those scientists and Dolly the sheep and all their cloning experiments? Just imagine, a team of 11 Jake's - who can bat AND bowl, and with the wingspan of an albatross would cover half the park when fielding as well. They'd have to develop mirror-cloning so we could have a few right-handers in the line-up, but otherwise I reckon we would be sweet.
Anyway, enough dreaming. If NZ can avoid a towelling from Oz in the weekend I think we might be in with a shout next week as well.
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posted by Rob Crawford at 11:37 AM
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