Eloquence League style

Thanks to the Sydney Morning Herald we now know what led to Willie Mason throwing a punch that resulted in Stuart Fielden's broken nose and a one match ban for big Willie:

"As soon as I tackled him, he said, 'Come on, you Aussie c---', and I said, 'F--- you, you Pommy f---wit'. He said, 'Let's go, let's go', and I said, 'When are we going to go?' Then as soon as I was at first marker he advanced and he said, 'I'll belt you, you Aussie twat'. When he started advancing towards me I thought he was going to hit me," Mason said.

Anyone else impressed by the abundance of intelligent wit shown?