NZ will win

Of course I'm talking about the only important sporting event this weekend, the New Zealand v Australia test match being held in and around Auckland. Yes, I am talking about Orienteering.

Australia's finest have come across the ditch to go home with an ass-whooping and their tail between their legs. First up is a publicity sprint race at Auckland Zoo / Western Springs this afternoon before the real events over the weekend in Woodhill Forest and other places Helensville way. Our organiser has been talking (well, pleading) with the Herald and TV to come out - so here's hoping for another slow news day in the sporting world.